Love started his new job yesterday and loves it! (YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!) He was excited because he got to order "anything he wanted" from the C0rporate Express catalog for his desk.
Brief conversation on the phone at work:
Love: "So, my stapler does twenty pages at a time!"
Love: "Yeah, it's strong enough to staple twenty pages together!"
Love: "I got a hardcore stapler!"
Me: (laughing) "A hardcore stapler?"
Love: "Yeah, it's like loading a handgun!"
Boys never grow up!